Thursday 17 November 2011

LORRAINE KELLY LOOKALIKE LOOKING FOR SEX


Do you fancy Lorraine Kelly? Looking for xxx photos of Lorraine Kelly? Well we certainly can't help you with the xxx photos, but maybe Roberta here (she's 40, from the Hertfordshire/Bedfordshire/Cambridgeshire sort of area) can rock your Casbah?

Apparently, this summer up on the South Bank in London, Roberta won a Lorraine Kelly lookalike competition.

Well I guess they're both brunettes with ample bosoms, so they do have at least a couple of things in common.

We can't do you any Lorraine Kelly porn or Lorraine Kelly sex tapes (I'm definitely sure such things don't exist) but maybe Roberta will more than make up for things for you? She's over at www.ukquicksex.co.uk

Roberta is aged 40 (so a little younger than Lorraine Kelly, I think) & has recently split from her husband, so needs some cheering up and sexual healing. She enjoys staying in, going out, making friends, fashion, watching tv and cooking.

As well as SEX of course.

Roberta has a photo she can send you of her face not being hidden away, but she chose to have her face blurred when she joined www.ukquicksex.co.uk as she didn't want to be recognised. But as I said, if you're worried, she can send you a proper photo.

Well if you're after Lorraine Kelly porn pictures - Or just topless photos of Lorraine Kelly, We definitely can't help you. If you're after sex and friendship with someone who passes a bit of a resemblance to lovely Lorraine (She's a National Treasure, you know) - That we CAN help you with, over at www.ukquicksex.co.uk