Thursday 9 December 2010

Christmas sex party. Wanna Cum?!!!


Can you make it to the Chatham in Kent (not even sure where that is myself... I mean, I know where Kent is, but not Chatham!) on the evening of December 22nd?

If so, and you fancy Indian-delight Raki (photod her with her Crimbo tree up behind her.... I know, sounds rude, but it isn't really!!)- Send 12 1st class stamps and an sae for your invite. Enclose your mobile phone number & Raki will text you at 6pm on the day, to give you her exact address.

So you need to be in the Chatham area by around 5.30/5.45, but feel free to turn up to the party at 6.15/7/8/9 - The plan is to 'party' fr0m 7'ish to 11'ish, but you can come (& cum) anytime you like....

Raki had a boyfriend, and they've had 1 sex party before, and apparently it all went very well. That was a good few months ago.

Raki loves getting spit-roasted and adores anal if she's in the right mood, and is 'empty'.

As always - no fees. No costs. No entrance fees/tickets or anything; just xxx fun. Raki loves older men, as well as blokes in her age group too. Privacy expected and assured.

If you want to come to her party on the evening of the 22nd, send 12 1st class stamps, your name, an sae, and your mobile telephone number to me @ ukquickies, Suite 106, 45 The High Street, Esher, KT10 9RB

Tuesday 7 December 2010

Who else enjoys getting their Balls Sucked?


Got a challenge for You.... If you LURVE getting your ballsack sucked and tongue licked all over - Go on over to www.ukquickies.com & find yourself a nice willing ball sucking woman to give your lovely balls a good gentle/medium hard sucking - Just the way men like it!

Then drop your load over the skanks' face or tits.

From conversations I've had recently with women who advertise with us - Women in their 40s/50s particularly enjoy giving a good proper ball sucking/licking. Maybe younger girls (like me!) concentrate too much of just straight forward cock sucking? Any opinion? Anything to add to this topic? Let me know.

Whatever your opinion if you could do with a good proper ball sucking (or should that be balls sucking? I suppose it should) - rush to www.ukquickies.com and find someone you fancy in your part of the UK & get ball sucked into Pre-Christmas Heaven!

I would if I was a bloke ;)))

Friday 3 December 2010

Spicy not Icy


Forget this lousy weather (I love the 'look' of snow, but hate the cold, and especially hate the icy roads/pavements; as those of you who know me know, I'm only little (5'3" at a push) & usually wear high heels. You try walking in heels on ice. It could almost be a new winter olympics sport.

Hey, take a look at this horny bitch of a woman. She's Tanya and (weather permiting) she's coming along next Tuesday to try-out for one of the super exclusive vip live phone sex lines we run....

Don't know if you've used any of our phone sex girls/women, but they are totally different from the usual ones advertised in mens magazines/on adult tv. Same prices but double/triple the quality.

And as those of you who've used our phone sex services before know, all the girls/women who work for our exclusive phone sex services have various 'hoops' to jump thru before they get to work for us/You!

They need to happily agree to get their photos taken dressed/undressed/holding their cunt piss flaps wide apart so the camera/You can get a really really good look up their love passages.

Then - the big bossman here gets to fuck the woman. To try her out & make sure she's a good screw. Then, if she's around, his wife (who's a f'ing sexy babe in her 30s) gets her pussy licked out 'til she cums. I've had to (had to? I'm all for it, but it is part of my job) lick her out loads of times, just to give her a nice little cum); so I know ALL about licking that particular ladys pretty pink pussy.

Next- I get my turn for some girl-on-girl loving, and then maybe the photographer gets a fuck or at least a handjob or bj.

So no wonder we all look forward to when a new phone sex woman comes along. We turn down most women who apply to us. Only the creme de la creme de la creme are good enough for You.

Tanya should be up and running & on www.ukquickies.com (under the phone lines section) by mid/late December.... Or maybe 'cos of Christmas, she'll start right at the begining of the New Year....

I LOVE her photo. What an arse she's got on her.... Can't wait to lick her tight little 'special' hole.

For now though, if you want some top top top quality phone sex action. Better than any you've tried before - check out the www.ukquickies.com website, click on phone lines and see who's currently available, in the full knowledge that ALL those gorgeous women have let the boss fuck them/have licked out his wife, and have had sex in front of 3 or 4 or 5 people with little old me!!!

I'm such a naughty girl!

Hey, have a good weekend, keep warm, if you're going Christmas shopping - buy lots, and if you want to send me a little something, I'm a size 8 dress and wear size 5 shoes, and size 'small' lingerie/tights/stockings. Hey, if you do send me something - Send it to me @ UKQ, Unit 106, 45 High street, Esher, Surrey, KT10 9RB

& I'll do my best to model whatever you send for You & post it on this site.

Well a girl can hope for a little Crimbo present can't she???!!! :))))))))

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND. Love Ya xxxxxxxxxx

Thursday 25 November 2010

Take a look at these NIPPLES


One of the women who're on our text sex service sent in a few new photos of herself today.

Just look at those Nipples, to quote Dr. Dolittle 'I've never seen anything like them in my life.'

;)))

If you want to get it on with a woman with big nipples, small nipples or whatever size nipples take your fancy, hurry your way over to www.ukquickies.com where the cream of Britains sluts await you.

We had a delivery of 4000 sex contact mags this morning (who says print media is going out of fashion!) so whether you're going to text direct or buy sex contact magazines & email/telephone or text - The time is right for a better busier sex life for You.

I had a right weirdo on the telephone yesterday, shouting and screaming about the fact that the woman he's texted 2 times hadn't given him her address, so he could go round and fuck her.

Guys, if I've told you this once, I've told you a thousand times (well at least ten times!) - This is NOT a prostitute procurement service. The women and couples who use our service may be sex mad and after a good orgasm or two (or 3) - but no-one in their right frame of mind is going to just invite you round immediately for sex.

If that's what you're after, go visit a 'ho/escort/prossie or whatever. That's certainly not what www.ukquickies.com is about - We just put you in contact with like-minded women who're as into sex as you are.

I personally believe sex is much much better when there's a bit of a connection there - I thinking looking a woman in the eyes as you fuck her, KNOWING she wants you up her, because she's horny, not because she's just been paid £60-£150 or whatever, is MUCH MUCH BETTER.

& if the woman in question has nipples like the babe in question in the photo here, SO MUCH THE BETTER - Find her on the website - www.ukquickies.com

Tuesday 16 November 2010

Time for another gang bang, this time in London!



Hi,

It's been ages since I've posted details about one of the gangbangs we get asked to organised, so here's info on a new one, that we just were contacted by Johanna today.

If you can be in the N E London area from 4pm-9pm (or thereabouts) on the 12th December 2010, & if you fancy Johanna, then you get need to apply to us for details & an invite.

As always, it's no fees/just for sexy fun. Send 12 1st class stamps & your name/address/date of birth (obviously, this invite is open to over 18s only) to Parties, UKQ, Unit 106, 46 High Street, Esher, Surrey, KT10.

Johanna is 27, blonde and her and her boyfriend have never hosted (or even attended!) a gangbang before, but have wanted to for ages - so after they got engaged a couple of weeks ago, they decided to celebrate by organising as many men as possible to come round and fuck Johanna.

You need to be clean and brave (!!!) enough to service Johanna in front of a roomful of men (& hopefully a few other women too).

Closest tube to Johannas' place is 'Cockfosters' (which is a GREAT name for a location for a gangbang!) which is on the Piccadily line (I think, but you'd better double check).

So if you can't find a woman you'd love to fuck at the moment via text or phone - Consider Johanna in December. A huge pre-christmas London gangbang..... what a rush!!!!

Wednesday 20 October 2010

Yes, she does take it up the Bum!

Hey, this is Joanna & you'll find her ready and waiting on the www.ukquickies.com website.

Waiting for sex that is. Or more specifically, ANAL SEX. Joanna called up today & I had a bit of a chat with her, and she told me a rather horny little secret.

Although she actually hasn't had sex with anyone (male or female) for about 6 weeks (which is why she's especially looking at the moment), the last time she did - she tried something new which she really enjoyed, and I must say, now that she's told me - I'm rather keen to try it for myself.

Like a lot of women these days, Joanna enjoys a good bit of hard anal sex, if that's what the man she's with is into.

But last time she hookedup with someone via ukquickies.com, the man got her into a sexual position, she hadn't tried before - and she Liked It. SHE LIKED IT A LOT.

After lube'ing up her bum hole & making it nice and accessible & easy to slip up, he licked her arse for a bit (I LOVE getting my arse licked, really I do, it feels so kinky/pervy/good).

Then he sat her on a stool sort of a chair (as in a high'ish chair with no back), with her bum accessible from behind the stool.

Then he proceeded to fuck the hell out of her arse, with her sitting bending forward on the stool, while he went at it ten to the dozen from the rear.

He spunked up there too - apparently.

Joanna is NOT an escort & just wants sex, not money in any way shape or form - Let's be 100% clear about that. We don't even accept ads from hookers or escorts or massage parlours. Just randy people. People like Joanna.

Anyway, Joanna called to say if we could add the words, 'very into anal sex' onto her profile, which of course I did for her immediately - Anything to oblige!!

So if you fancy Joannas' horny arse - you know where to look - www.ukquickies.com & don't worry if she's too far away from you, there are plenty of other women to choose from, all around the UK & a lot of them are into ANAL too.

So you can't go wrong!

Wednesday 13 October 2010

WHY DON'T YOU LET ME TAKE YOU TO DINNER?


Keep an eye out for Theresa @ www.ukquickies.com - She has an offer for you....

She not only loves sex, but she loves sex and booze as well!! A woman after your own heart?

She hasn't heard from any younger men yet, and especially wants to get fucked hard and fast by a younger man; it's been her sex fantasy for years, and so far, although she's heard from, and been shagged by a few men in her age group or a little younger (she's 45++ by the way) - she really wants to meet up with a man who is in the 18-30 sort of age group.

So here's her offer - She'll buy you dinner too! Maybe at a local pub or a nice local restaurant, she especially likes either plain British, Italalian or Greek/Lebanese food.

So come on you younger guys - what more could you want? She wants you to fuck her hard and she'll treat you to a slap up 3 course din dins as well.

Fuck her hard. Up the cunt and up the arse too, if you like putting your dick where the sun don't shine. She's perfectly attractive for a woman born before 1962 & I bet she'll be able to drain every last drop of your lovely cum....

Yes, lovely cum.. I'm feeling particularly horny myself today too. Though you ain't getting dinner off of me.... However, if you fancy buying me dinner.....!

Contact Theresa the usual way & fill your belly before you fill your boots!

Have a lovely day.

Friday 1 October 2010

Fancy Chloe Mafia?


Hey,

Have you been watching X-FACTOR recently? Or even just reading the papers!

If you have, you'll no doubt have been following the xploits of Chloe Mafia (Not her real name) who's been appearing on the show, and have been the centre of all the controversry - Is she an escort? Isn't she an escort? Does she charge £250 an hour? £270 an hour? £160 an hour!??

She's not madly sexy/attractive is she, but there's something about her that certainly is a turn-on. Am I right or am I right?!

Well, we don't have Chloe Mafia on our service (As a bi-girlie, I'd be in like Flyn if we did, although, like Steve, I really disapprove of prostitution (why pay for it when you don't need to?) and think that most prossies are dirty slappers.

However, someone new is on our service - as of today -

Here's Mariah, I think she bears more than a slight resemblance to Chloe Mafia, and better still, she's only 18.

So if you fancied yourself a bit of Chloe Mafia action - Mariah isn't just the next best thing - She's better. Younger, less rough and just a dark-haired girl who wants sexy fun.

So whether you're 18 or older older older. If you fancy her, get in contact with her as soon as possible, demand for her will be HIGH!

Visit the website: www.ukquickies.com

to find Mariah & get in touch with her.

Monday 27 September 2010

FIND HER ON THE WEBSITE


Monday afternoon, and there's a ton and a half of work to be getting on with, but I've been told off (again) for not keeping up to date with my blog duties, so here's a quick update of who's available.......

This is Janet, she's married and looking for extra-marital sex maybe once or twice a month, nothing too complicated, just good hard clean sex with lots of french kissing. She loves having her boobs kissed and licked, and particularly likes being licked out.

And don't worry - she says she's extremely HAPPY to reciprocate by sucking you into sexual seventh heaven!

A WOMAN AFTER MY OWN HEART, OBVIOUSLY!!! ;)))

So if you fancy the idea of a reglular clean discreet bit on the side, once a week, or once every two or three weeks - Janet is for You.

Check her out on the website.

So there we go for now, Hope you like Janet, she's waiting to hear from someone soon.

Sunday 5 September 2010

Sock it to Me!


It's Sunday morning, and I've just been thinking....

Got a confession to make. I had a bit of a one night stand last night! No harm in that, I'm sure, I love sex as you all can probably guess...

Anyway the guy I met last night was ok, but we were both a bit drunk and the sex was good as oppose to fantastic.

Still there're worse ways to spend a Saturday night ;)))

Anyway, the reason I'm posting is that when we got back to his place (he has a room in a big flat, sharing with 4 other people) we started getting eachothers clothes off, and snogging and groping.... all the same old same old...

But then before he got his cock up me (but after we'd 69'd & I'd had him up my throat) - he asked me (quite shyly) whether I'd mind doing something for him....

Basically, he showed me a drawer of womens socks and asked If I'd mind wearing a pair during sex.

As you all know, I aim to please, so I just took a pair out at random & put them on - They were orange kneehigh socks by the way.

So NO the photo of the woman wearing white socks here is NOT ME! Well spotted. She is one of the women on ukquickies.com who is happy to wear socks (ankle socks, knee length socks or over the knee socks) before/during sex.

And that's why I'm POSTING! ;) I think quite a lot of you randy men like women who wear socks don't you? I sometimes wear kneesocks when I go out & I see the looks I get.

So here's my point, did you know www.ukquickies.com has a sex service (UK wide) for men who specifically want women who'll wear socks for them? Well they do.

So if you're into women who wear socks and are happy for you to enjoy them, head to www.ukquickies.com & find the SOX section and get in touch with a woman, and take it from there.

So now it's 11.48am on Sunday morning, and I'm back home alone! Have a good day. Love to you all xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Friday 27 August 2010

Wednesday 18 August 2010

MORE HOT PIES - Fresh supplies


If you're looking for some casual sexy action with no repercussions and no problems, then this new sex-fan is (to quote from 'Grease') 'THE ONE THAT YOU WANT' ;)))

Do anything you want to do - As long as you both enjoy yourselves. That's the main proviso, isn't it?

So what are you waiting for? Find her on www.ukquickies.com & get in contact as soon as you can.

Mature women, for so many men, are the way to go these days for so many men.

More mature men (men in their 40s/50s/60s) often prefer older women because they have more in common with them... and it's less stressful to get it on with a woman more or less your own age, than a younger woman who possibly may be judgemental of an older guy.

Although in my opinion, there are more and more young women (18-25) around who really fancy older men, maybe I'll tell you about that one day soon ;))

& lots of younger men can't wait to get it on with older women so that they can gain from their experience and sexual know-how.

August is a great month for finding sexual gratificiaton in www.ukquickies.com because so many people are away on holiday, so you can take your pick with who you fancy.

Can I also mention something a little bit delicate to you guys at this point to you guys out there, who're into anal sex.

I'd say the majority of highly sexual women are into anal sex... but I've had several emails from women who advertise here, who've said (more or less, I know I'm paraphrasing a bit) it's all very well getting it up the arse, but the man needs to remember to rub/play with my clit some of the time too, to get me more hot/excited.

So just quickly - Most women say 'Yes' to a bit of anal, but need some pussy stimulation at the same time! Hope that's not too much to ask!!!

I'll close now - remember - www.ukquickies.com is your top place for women aged 40+/50+ & 60+. There're even some women 70+ still wanting a good hard seeing-to.


Friday 6 August 2010

FANCY AN INDIAN TONIGHT?



Hey, there's more to all things Indian than tikka massala or Vindaloo.

There're loads of Indian/Pakistani girls and women (all ages 18-40++) on our text services. Take a look at who is available in your part of the UK.

Then text whoever you fancy, whoever you think you'd enjoy fucking, and they would enjoy being fucked by you.

Whether you're white, black or Asian yourself, you can't go wrong with our text direct service, it's the easiest and quickest way for you to get in touch with a woman you fancy, for the sexy times of your life.

And remember, and never forget - We do not allow prossies or escorts to use our service. These women just want good hard sex experiences - exactly the same as You do.

WOMEN LOVE SEX AS MUCH AS MEN DO. WOMEN NEED SEX AS MUCH AS MEN DO.

So like I said, leave aside the balti & the korma for now - and get into some real Indian spicy action - Texting has never been easier or so much fun.

And currently there are so many women to choose from on the site. Indian, white, black etc. No eskimos at the moment, but you never know!!!

So c'mon you're a man - make you cock happy & contact someone new today - easily and discreetly on your mobile phone, via the UKs foremost Sexting service (as seen on tv) - www.ukquickies.com

YOU CAN'T GO WRONG

Have a good weekend. xxxxxxxx

Monday 26 July 2010

MAGIC MOMENTS IN DERBYSHIRE


Hey,

You free on August 11th, interested in gettng together with a bunch of ukquickies fans and fucking this housewife? She's married, and wants to turn her husband on by letting him film her getting gangbanged.

No fees. No charges. No money - Just sex fun.

Her name is Pamela, she's 29, been married for 6 years and is 100% d&d free.

So if you can be in Derbyshire in the afternoon of August 11th, send 12 1st class stamps and your age, name and address to: Invites, August 11th, Ukquickies, Rm 106, 46 High Street, Esher, Surrey, KT10 9R

Pamela is 100% anal and wants men to fill all 3 of her holes at the same time. She's never been gangbanged before, so what are you waiting for - She's free, she's clean and she has a superb pair of tits. Outstanding!

Monday 28 June 2010

HOLIDAY TIME!


I know you'll miss me, but I'm off for my hols..... Palma Nova in Majorca for me, for 2 weeks of sunbathing, drinking and partying.

Be back to work some time around July 15th.

YES, I will be going topless & YES I do expect to have a shag or 2 or 3!!

Do a deal with You - If I get over 25 emails from different men asking, I'll post photos of me sunbathing topless on this site, ok?

Did you see the last episode of Dr. Who? It was great. Really enjoyed it. & that 'Amy Pond'.... as a bisexual girlie, I'd love to spend a decent amount of time in her tardis!

While I'm gone - www.ukquickies.com will be here to serve all your pervy sexy needs.

Now that England are out of the World Cup (players were weak & pathetic in my opinion, they just didn't seem to make enough effort) - I think.

It's time for You to concentrate on women more than football. England may not be able to score - but you can!

Use www.ukquickies.com & enjoy your sex life much more. FUCK MORE WOMEN....

Wherever you live in Britain - England, Scotland, Wales & N.Ireland there're women waiting to share their sexuality with you - & they're not prossies or anything - they're not here to be paid, they're here because they enjoy sex - Just like you.... & me!

So, c'mon between now & mid July, use www.ukquickies.com & have a lot lot lot lot of sex fun. It's easy for You

Sex Party in Liverpool, You CUMMING?!






Just a small event this time, sort of not quite a sex party but more than a gangbang.

Two married couples have asked us to spread the word far and wide that together, they're organising a tasteful discreet eveving sexual soiree.

So, if you want to join Martin & Amelia, & Shu & Sue; for an evenings entertainment on July 11th from 8pm onwards, you know what to do, or if you don't I'll tell you in a moment ;)))

Both women are well up for oral sex, pussy sex and anal. Amelia has been dp'd before and wants it again - Sue says she may be up for trying it!

Most importantly, both married ladies want facefuls of cum.

So Liverpool is the place to be on the evening of July 11th.

As usual - No fees/No admission charges or anything. Bring a bottle of what you're drinking - beer. cider, bacardi or whatever....

For full info - Please send a large stamped addressed envelope and 12 1st class stamps to: July 11th Party, Ukquickies, Unit 106, 46 High Street, Esher, KT10

Friday 25 June 2010

Our Phone Sex success - It's all about the 'secret sauce'!





At www.ukquickies.com there're always several British women advertising themselves for the live-sex telephone lines that we're involved in.

Ukquickies phone lines differ slightly from the competitions. Most companies just offer loads and loads and loads of different apathetic half-hearted semi-bored women.

Ukquickies selects the women who do our phone lines with a lot more care and attention. So that when you call up and select a woman to talk dirty to you & make you cum - you know you're getting quality.

One criteria we set for women who get the privilege of doing the sex calls for ukquickies is that they need to be totally unbshockable and willing when it comes to sex. They need to have no rules or boundaries.

So that when you call one of them up, they'll be ready to turn you on as much as possible & not shy about taking xxxdirty to you about whatever turns you on - No matter how strong or unusual your sexual fantasies are.

Sex phone lines are a fantastic way for you to kick back and relax, and have a fantastic orgasm.

Or at least they can be, if you phone up some bored patronising woman who just goes thru the motions - It may still make for an ok-to-good orgasm for you; but it won't be anything special.

We aim for the over 18s phone lines that we run to give you fantastic cums, so we obviously need fantastic horny women to take the calls. One of a kind wonder-sluts is what we look for & find.

Jessica here is a case in point. She's just joined our merry band of sex phone call women... She's in her mid thirties and loves to turn you on...

She's recently been living in Spain & returned to the uk a few months ago. She hasn't been able to find a job, and found ukquickies on the internet and applied to become a phone sex babe.... Sent us in some photos, and.....

Her 'interview' went along the same lines as nearly all the other phone women who come along to become phone sex women... She chatted a bit about herself, told us all about her sex life, what she'd done in the past, what she fantasised about....

Then she got to undertake the 'physical' part of her audition..... My boss (who does this with nearly all the phone line women) took his trousers and pants down and asked for a blow-job.

Completely unphased, Jessica got down on her knees & took his soft cock into her mouth, until he got an erection, then gave him a mix of a blow-job and handwank until he was stiff... He slipped a condom on, and fucked her ordinary missionary style on the floor, and came within about 4 or 5 minutes.

That was Jessicas' first part of her physical audition completed successfully!

Then she had to prove she was up for bisexual sex. The bosses wife is partially bisexual & she loves getting licked out by women (not so keen on giving oral though - Naughty lady!). Jessica licked her out and made her cum.

Then James had a go with Jessica and did the decent thing... He licked her out & made her cum, before shagging her with her standing up, bent over a chair & taking it from behind. YES, I'm here to confirm that Jessica is anal able!

Finally, I had a little bit of fun myself with Jessica. She was pretty tired by this point; so just lay down on the floor with her, and did one of my favourite sex acts with a woman - We just rubbed our pussies together and groped eachothers tits while we made eachother cum. It was lovely.

SO: Welcome to www.ukquickies.com Jessica. You'll find her now or very soon on the phone lines part of the website, with some other dirtier photos too - Definitely worth looking out for.

And that's why our phone-line sex women are so good at their job. They love sex and they're up for anything & willmbe completely unphased with whatever you're into...

Call Jessica or any one of the other selected women who're on www.ukquickies.com phone lines now.

And have a great CUM.

Oh, and have a great weekend too. Sunday afternoon: England vs. Germany - PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ENGLAND - WIN!

Monday 21 June 2010

BANG ME IN FRONT OF MY BOYFRIEND


At www.ukquickies.com, we often get requests from women who're either married or in relationships, who want to spice their sex lives up &/or give their husband/boyfriend a little treat.

Here's one such example, who hasn't met with any success - YET!

What's wrong with you guys? Why're you so flippin' fussy :)?

This is Abigail. Find her on the website www.ukquickies.com if you want to info/contact details..

Abigail has only 1 simple request. Not a lot to ask... she wants a man (any age, but preferably 25-40s) to fuck her passionately while her boyfriend watches & enjoys.

It can be a one-off arrangement or a regular get2gether; it's just that for ages they've been fantasising about Abigail getting fucked by a new man while being watched and appreciated sexually.

So what're you waiting for? Why are you looking a gift-pussy in the mouth? (ummmnn... that doesn't quite make sense, does it?!).

Like all our advertisers, Abigail does not want paying for sex or anything. No money exchanging hands or anything of the sort - Just good clean dirty sexy fun.

Get yourself over to www.ukquickies.com & get in touch with Abigail as soon as possible, if you fancy her & want to fuck her hard - she's up for anal too!

Wednesday 16 June 2010

Domination is the name of the game


How're You doing? Opening the mail this morning (although ukquickies is on the internet, we still do a lot of business via the old fashioned post/sex contact magazines) I was surprised that we got four letters in the same day from women up and down the country who want to advertise themselves as amateur dominatrixs.

NOT for money obviously, just for the sexual thrill of dominating and controlling a man, and sort of part-time owing/having sovereignty over a man; sort of making him a slave/servant.

I'm not much into domination... done a few things, but not much; but I think more and more women are willing to add a bit of dom to their sexual repetoire.... That certainly seems to be the case....

Take Louella for example, here's what she wrote about herself/her wants....

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I like to fuck men ... in the arse ... wearing a small, medium or massive strap-on dildo! Which would you prefer? I enjoy pulling gently on their balls, squeezing their cocks softly, sucking them off and making eye contact as a man ejaculates into my mouthy (yes I do swallow)

But before the man cums via my blow-job, I like to fuck his arsehole with a frenzied passion. It feels real good...

I'm also a fan of x-dressing a man, spanking him, rope bondage, light watersports & just generally exploring the kinkier wilder side of sex.

I am 100% clean, not looking for love or a relationship - just for wild kinky private fun.

I'm in my mid thirties, blond and not at all false. I'm a warm-hearted helpful person who just has a kinky wild side to my sexuality which I want to explore more....

So if any/all of the above appeals to you too, get in touch as soon as you can. We can start e-a-s-y/slowly and get more intense gradually. Or whatever you want....

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You can find Louella in the www.ukquickies.com website

So are you into being dominated? Are you just after a bit of mild spanking, or are you more interested in the intellectual mind-gameness of the domination scene? I'd love to know, because honestly I'd love to know/understand more about domination & femdom in general.

If you're interested in being dominated - www.ukquickies.com is the way to go. Always quite a few amateur doms on there. Plus, as the website says many times, many many times...

"NOTE: remember we do not accept adverts from prostitutes, escorts or professional doms, all our advertisers are amateurs looking for no fees either way adult enjoyment and pleasure."

As the first Egyptian said to ther second "Can't get Pharoah than that!"

Have a good day. xxxxxxxx

Friday 11 June 2010

WORLD CUP FEVER OR GRANNY FEVER?



So from today until mid July, we've got the World Cup for breakfast, lunch & dinner. I'm not much into football & have arranged to go out to dinner (Lebanese food, since you ask ;)) tomorrow when England play their 1st game.

Against America? Didn't even know they played football in America. Thought they are all about good old baseball, american football & basketball.

Anyway, just in case you have a LITTLE time for Sex amongst all the football matches (as I write this, South Africa have just scored and gone 1-0 up against Mexico - Can't help but know the tv is on top volume here at ukquickies headquarters!

Women aren't much into football, but most men are - So have you ever stopped to think that NOW is a good time for you to get involved with some new women sexually????!!!

THINK ABOUT IT....... 89% of men are so fascinated by football, that they're concentrating on that. Women are left alone and frustrated and hoping for some good quality cock.

Why not your cock? Why not indeed. My advice? Turn your back for a few hours on the football (that Adrian Chiles bloke who's on the tv now, has such an annoying face) & concentrate on a woman.... While other men are getting their jollies watching a ball being kicked....

Why not get your balls sucked instead? Sounds good to me.

I'm looking forward to sucking a cock soon. I'm feeling v.horny at the moment. I had a wank this morning (YES, us girls do wank you know ;)) & need a man sooon...

Here's a new mature woman for you... She's new to the service and her name is Irma. Come up and see her, make her smile!

Whether you fancy an old boiler like Irma (no offence to her) or a 18/19 year old girl (or a 23 year old like me!) www.ukquickies.com is the place to visit. Loads of women on offer, most available anytime for sexxxplusplusplus.

Monday 7 June 2010

We're filming an amateur gang-bang again, what to CUM along?



Hey, if you can it to the Basildon, Essex area on Wednesday 16th June at 3.30pm in the afternoon you're in for a treat.

We've been asked to organise/film another 'as many men/women for a birthday present being organises by Kimberly Boyle for her boyfriend, for his 28th birthday party...

He's always had a fantasy of seeing her fucked by lots and lots and lots of men/women - but they've never done it yet, they've had a few 3sum,s/4sums but nothing more than that...

Kimberly is bi-curious and really wants to be licked out/frigged by as many women as possible on the day. Any age 18-40++. Maried couples welcome.

She mainly wants, though, horny men aged 18-50++ to come along and take your turn with her. She's very up for giving blow jobs and getting screwed, and may be happy to do anal on the day too.... depends! ;)

If you're on our www.ukquickies.com gangbangers list already, obviously you'll already have been emailed with your invite - if not - send 12 1st class stamps (to cover postage costs etc) & your name, address and email address, and date of birth to: Invites, Ukquickies, Suite 106, 46 The High Street, Esher, Surrey, KT2.

We're hoping for at least 12 men and 3 or 4 women to come along and lick out/screw Kimberly.

Kim is slim, has nice soft skin, is fully shaven and a pretty face (which she's chosen not to show here, as she works as a nurse, and does not want to be recognised).

So if you can make it to Essex on the 16th, write in as soon as possible.

CONDOMS are compulsory for all sex. You can wear a mask or a t-shirt over your head if you don't want your face shown on the videoing we'll be doing....

There'll be a very relaxed happy vibe on the day. So if you want to come along, and get a free enjoyable shag off of Kim - Get in touch...

& now I'll luv ya and leave ya! Someone has left bbciplay on, with elaine paige doing her show of songs from musicals - GOT TO SWITCH OVER TO RADIO 1! ;)))))

Tuesday 1 June 2010

CALL ME!



www.ukquickies.com runs some of the best xxx telephone sex live lines in the UK. I think the way we organise our phone lines is totally different from the way that most phone lines are done in the UK.

The women who do our phone lines are seriously into sex and seriously horny. I don't think there's anything they won't talk about or do to make you horny and make you cum.

I should know. A few months ago, a friend of mine wanted something special for his birthday present! It took him ages to pluck up the courage to say what it was.

We'd slept together (well fucked eachother, never actually fallen asleep together :) a few times & I'd explained about www.ukquickies.com and now he's used www.ukquickies.com to contact women and have sex with women... So he knows the score of where I work and what I do etc....

Anyway, despite his shyness, he admited to me what he really wanted as a special birthday present was for him to call a mature woman and be talked sexually to, and for me to wank him off softly and slowly as the woman described her sexual experiences to him.

To be honest I wasn't 100% keen. Didn't sound like my sort of thing at all, but when I mentioned it in passing to my boss, he said I should give it a go as it'd be a positive experience...

So we went ahead and did it.... The guy pulled his trousers down, revealing his semi-stiff cock (I've had it up me a few times, so no great shocks there) and decided to contact a mature woman named Betty off of www.ukquickies.com

A few minutes later he was chatting to her (well, he was groaning with pleasure, and she was turning him on) and I was softly wanking him off....

It didn't take long, I jerked him off really easily & he came plenty and seemed very satisfied with his b.day pressie. He (rather shyly) said thanks and byebye to Betty and I fetched a tea towel (I know.... don't worry I hotwashed it after) & helped clean his cock and belly up...

So sex telephone lines. Your sort of thing or not? You should at least take a look at the ones on www.ukquickies.com because they're the creme de la creme of sex phone lines and a very easy quick way for you to get mega-turned-on & cum beautifully and sensationally.

You'll be all sorted out in just a few cheap minutes.

And maybe if it's your birthday soon!!!!!!!!! ;)))))))))))

Monday 31 May 2010

What's so bad about tattoos then?



Why hasn't Chelsy had any replies yet? Why isn't a single man showing her any interested. Do tell!

She's young (18 or 19, I forget - definitely under 22) & interested in such a variety of sex acts! Awesome! She's a bit of a wildchild! A mix of a goth, emo and punk (according to her, I must say since leaving school yonks ago; I've sort of left that sort of thing behind).

Anyway, to get to the point - NO-ONE HAS CONTACTED HER. NO-ONE WANTS TO SHAG HER.

AND that just isn't right - she's nice enough looking, and wants sex - Is it because of her tattoos and piercings or has she just been unlucky?

So if you fancy a bit of new and you find tattoos/piercings a turn on not a turn off - get in touch with Chelsy - She's waiting @ www.ukquickies.com

I'm off to watch part 2 of the tv film 'Going Postal', based on the Terry Pratchett book. I watched part 1 last night, and it was really good. Bank Holiday Mondays rule! But back to work tomorrow!

Monday 24 May 2010

Did the weekend make you HOT?!




Wasn't it an amazing weekend? 26degrees yesterday. I can't sunbathe much (have fair skin and can't take too much sun), but my brother had a bbq at his place, so I went round, ate too many sausages (meat ones not willy ones), read the papers (Can you believe what that Duchess of York/Sarah Ferguson got up to, trying to sell her ex-husband Prince Andrew, out for loads of money?) & played with my nephews/niece. A really nice 'family' day - A million miles from what we get up on at ukquickies! But life is al about contrasts isn't it?

Monday is 'uploading' day here at UKQ TOWERS! When all the new women who've applied to join in the last 7 days actually get uploaded onto the system.

We were talking in the office this morning about which is the busiest time of year for casual sex - Autumn, Winter, Spring or Summer. I guessed: Winter.

Which would you guess? When do you think you're at your horniest and have most time to think about sex and cheering yourself up with a bit of extra sex action?

Winter was the obviouse choice for me - short days, means being home looking at the computer, finding UKQUICKIES and finding a like-minded woman or women to enjoy.....

I was wrong. Summertime is the best time for finding yourself a piece of new pussy. Maybe because women wear less clothes when it's hot, you men think about sex more often, and thinking about sex leads to wanting more sex...

And wanting more sex leads to www.ukquickies.com obviously!

Women love sex as much as men do, and to be honest, women love casual sex as much as men do. As a 10000% woman, I can tell you - a female orgasm is amazing, intense, world-numbingly, toe-curlingly wonderful. I love to cum. All women love to cum. It's just that a lot of women are a bit shy about admitting it.

One woman who definitely isn't too shy is Jaycee. Find her on the ukquickies.com website. Here're a few extra photos of her. I thought I'd mention her because she's one of the reasonably few women on the website that I fancy myself.

I don't see myself as a bisexual, but I do enjoy kissing a woman, and have gone further a few times I'm not a full-blown lesbian or bi though - I think I just enjoy the sensuality of good hard filthy '100% mutual enjoyment of eachothers bodies' of sex; and sometimes a woman (such as Jaycee)....... Well, there's just something in her eyes, something in the way she looks, that turns me on.

What do you think?

My recomendation for Today or this week? Get in touch with Jaycee and get ready to get xxx dirty with her. But be warned - You may have to wait in line - I think she's sluttysuperhot too!


Friday 21 May 2010

Ziggy played Guitar! NOT



Ziggy.... Bit of an odd name for a fifty'something year old lady, but our personas can call themselves by a contact name of their choice (as long as someone else hasn't bagged the name first), so if Ziggy is her nom de plume - that's her choice!

Ziggy is in her mid/late fifties and looks pretty good for her age, I think.

The reason I'm mentioning her, is that she's into watersports/pissing before/during sex, and that sort of surprised me, as on the whole, it's mainly younger women who're into the more weird/intense stuff - but good for her, for being in her mid 50s and wanting to get involved in real dirty sex.

I find watersports quite sexy and a big turn on. But ONLY at the time, sort of after, after I've cum and the guy I'm with has cum, I sort of thing 'Urrrgghh' that was disgusting - him pissing over me &/or me urinating over him/into his gob.

But when I'm turned on - the filthyness of it really really really turns me on...

The first time I tried it was a few years ago, when I was 19, I was with a b.friend I'd been dating for a few weeks and we were having sex, and I really needed to pop to the loo. You know that horrible feeling when you're enjoying sex, but your bladder keeps reminding you 'I do need emptying you know, and this feeling of wanting a wee ISN'T going to magically go away'?

Don't know if it's the same for fellas as it is for girls, but it's pretty annoying.

Anyway, I was snogging him a bit, and said I had to pop to the loo, when he told me not to go, I sort of intuitively (is that the right spelling?) knew what he wanted, and was turned on enough to provide, so sat on top of him and wee'd on his belly a little. It really turned him on. He tasted it (dabbed his fingers in), gave me some to taste (which I wasn't into, but was turned on enough to do it. One thing men often don't realise is how turned on us women get seeing how turned on we're making you) & then he wanked himself while I controlled my bladder and gave him a few short bursts of urine. Not wee'ing too much (well there was his bedsheets to consider!).

That was my first experience of wee'ing for sexual pleasure. Maybe I'll tell you about some others some time... Hey who knows, maybe we'll hook up and try it together sum day?!!

Anyway - Ziggy. She caught my eye with her still pretty trim body and the fact that she wants to try/is into - watersports. Find her on the website (ukquickies.com), if you want to see/know more.

Better get back to my proper work. Only 6 hours to go, 'til the weekend starts. Hooray!!! Lots of kisses.... and a little special wee from me to you.... xxxxxxxx

Tuesday 18 May 2010

BBW Sex Party in Mansfield




If you like big/overweight/fat/chubby women and you can get to the Mansfield area on June 12th, you're in for a treat.

We're organising a mini sex party (probably 10-12 women & 20+ men) exclusively for big beautiful women to attend.... Along the same lines as the BBW sex parties we've held in Dudley and Croydon earlier in 2010.

If you've been to one of the parties before, you know what's in store - A bit of stiffness (NO, not the good kind... more shyness etc) to begin with when everyone meets up, then as things get going, and everyone has a drink of two - Things become friendlier and more relaxed....

And everything ends up with good xxx fun. Lots of sex, lots of blow jobs... Private rooms if you prefer not to have an audience, a nice big comfortable living-room if you don't mind taking part in group action or exhibitionism.

Single women & married women (couples) will be attending. No fees either way as usual. Which of course means - You won't be paying to attend (free free free) or be paid to attend!

Just come along if you fancy a night-time of free love-making with big overweight women.

Send a large stamped addressed envelope and 12 1st class stamps to: Parties, UKQ, Studio 106, 46 the High Street, Esher, KT10 9RB for your invitation and information.

As usual, you'll be sent the basic details of approximately where & when (Mansfield, 8pm, Saturday 12th June). Make sure you send us your mobile telephone number, and at about 7/7.30pm, we'll text you with the exact address. In central Mansfield.

THIS EVENT IS FREE TO ATTEND. BRING THE SAME AMOUNT OF DRINKS AS YOU THINK YOU'LL BE DRINKING YOURSELF.... OR MAYBE A LITTLE MORE!

THE WOMEN ATTENDING THIS EVENT WILL BE BBWS. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE BIG/PLUMP WOMEN - PLEASE DO NOT ATTEND.