HOLIDAY TIME!

I know you'll miss me, but I'm off for my hols..... Palma Nova in Majorca for me, for 2 weeks of sunbathing, drinking and partying.

Be back to work some time around July 15th.

YES, I will be going topless & YES I do expect to have a shag or 2 or 3!!

Do a deal with You - If I get over 25 emails from different men asking, I'll post photos of me sunbathing topless on this site, ok?

Did you see the last episode of Dr. Who? It was great. Really enjoyed it. & that 'Amy Pond'.... as a bisexual girlie, I'd love to spend a decent amount of time in her tardis!

While I'm gone - www.ukquickies.com will be here to serve all your pervy sexy needs.

Now that England are out of the World Cup (players were weak & pathetic in my opinion, they just didn't seem to make enough effort) - I think.

It's time for You to concentrate on women more than football. England may not be able to score - but you can!

Use www.ukquickies.com & enjoy your sex life much more. FUCK MORE WOMEN....

Wherever you live in Britain - England, Scotland, Wales & N.Ireland there're women waiting to share their sexuality with you - & they're not prossies or anything - they're not here to be paid, they're here because they enjoy sex - Just like you.... & me!

So, c'mon between now & mid July, use www.ukquickies.com & have a lot lot lot lot of sex fun. It's easy for You

Sex Party in Liverpool, You CUMMING?!

Just a small event this time, sort of not quite a sex party but more than a gangbang.

Two married couples have asked us to spread the word far and wide that together, they're organising a tasteful discreet eveving sexual soiree.

So, if you want to join Martin & Amelia, & Shu & Sue; for an evenings entertainment on July 11th from 8pm onwards, you know what to do, or if you don't I'll tell you in a moment ;)))

Both women are well up for oral sex, pussy sex and anal. Amelia has been dp'd before and wants it again - Sue says she may be up for trying it!

Most importantly, both married ladies want facefuls of cum.

So Liverpool is the place to be on the evening of July 11th.

As usual - No fees/No admission charges or anything. Bring a bottle of what you're drinking - beer. cider, bacardi or whatever....

For full info - Please send a large stamped addressed envelope and 12 1st class stamps to: July 11th Party, Ukquickies, Unit 106, 46 High Street, Esher, KT10

Our Phone Sex success - It's all about the 'secret sauce'!

At www.ukquickies.com there're always several British women advertising themselves for the live-sex telephone lines that we're involved in.

Ukquickies phone lines differ slightly from the competitions. Most companies just offer loads and loads and loads of different apathetic half-hearted semi-bored women.

Ukquickies selects the women who do our phone lines with a lot more care and attention. So that when you call up and select a woman to talk dirty to you & make you cum - you know you're getting quality.

One criteria we set for women who get the privilege of doing the sex calls for ukquickies is that they need to be totally unbshockable and willing when it comes to sex. They need to have no rules or boundaries.

So that when you call one of them up, they'll be ready to turn you on as much as possible & not shy about taking xxxdirty to you about whatever turns you on - No matter how strong or unusual your sexual fantasies are.

Sex phone lines are a fantastic way for you to kick back and relax, and have a fantastic orgasm.

Or at least they can be, if you phone up some bored patronising woman who just goes thru the motions - It may still make for an ok-to-good orgasm for you; but it won't be anything special.

We aim for the over 18s phone lines that we run to give you fantastic cums, so we obviously need fantastic horny women to take the calls. One of a kind wonder-sluts is what we look for & find.

Jessica here is a case in point. She's just joined our merry band of sex phone call women... She's in her mid thirties and loves to turn you on...

She's recently been living in Spain & returned to the uk a few months ago. She hasn't been able to find a job, and found ukquickies on the internet and applied to become a phone sex babe.... Sent us in some photos, and.....

Her 'interview' went along the same lines as nearly all the other phone women who come along to become phone sex women... She chatted a bit about herself, told us all about her sex life, what she'd done in the past, what she fantasised about....

Then she got to undertake the 'physical' part of her audition..... My boss (who does this with nearly all the phone line women) took his trousers and pants down and asked for a blow-job.

Completely unphased, Jessica got down on her knees & took his soft cock into her mouth, until he got an erection, then gave him a mix of a blow-job and handwank until he was stiff... He slipped a condom on, and fucked her ordinary missionary style on the floor, and came within about 4 or 5 minutes.

That was Jessicas' first part of her physical audition completed successfully!

Then she had to prove she was up for bisexual sex. The bosses wife is partially bisexual & she loves getting licked out by women (not so keen on giving oral though - Naughty lady!). Jessica licked her out and made her cum.

Then James had a go with Jessica and did the decent thing... He licked her out & made her cum, before shagging her with her standing up, bent over a chair & taking it from behind. YES, I'm here to confirm that Jessica is anal able!

Finally, I had a little bit of fun myself with Jessica. She was pretty tired by this point; so just lay down on the floor with her, and did one of my favourite sex acts with a woman - We just rubbed our pussies together and groped eachothers tits while we made eachother cum. It was lovely.

SO: Welcome to www.ukquickies.com Jessica. You'll find her now or very soon on the phone lines part of the website, with some other dirtier photos too - Definitely worth looking out for.

And that's why our phone-line sex women are so good at their job. They love sex and they're up for anything & willmbe completely unphased with whatever you're into...

Call Jessica or any one of the other selected women who're on www.ukquickies.com phone lines now.

And have a great CUM.

Oh, and have a great weekend too. Sunday afternoon: England vs. Germany - PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ENGLAND - WIN!

BANG ME IN FRONT OF MY BOYFRIEND

At www.ukquickies.com, we often get requests from women who're either married or in relationships, who want to spice their sex lives up &/or give their husband/boyfriend a little treat.

Here's one such example, who hasn't met with any success - YET!

What's wrong with you guys? Why're you so flippin' fussy :)?

This is Abigail. Find her on the website www.ukquickies.com if you want to info/contact details..

Abigail has only 1 simple request. Not a lot to ask... she wants a man (any age, but preferably 25-40s) to fuck her passionately while her boyfriend watches & enjoys.

It can be a one-off arrangement or a regular get2gether; it's just that for ages they've been fantasising about Abigail getting fucked by a new man while being watched and appreciated sexually.

So what're you waiting for? Why are you looking a gift-pussy in the mouth? (ummmnn... that doesn't quite make sense, does it?!).

Like all our advertisers, Abigail does not want paying for sex or anything. No money exchanging hands or anything of the sort - Just good clean dirty sexy fun.

Get yourself over to www.ukquickies.com & get in touch with Abigail as soon as possible, if you fancy her & want to fuck her hard - she's up for anal too!

Domination is the name of the game

How're You doing? Opening the mail this morning (although ukquickies is on the internet, we still do a lot of business via the old fashioned post/sex contact magazines) I was surprised that we got four letters in the same day from women up and down the country who want to advertise themselves as amateur dominatrixs.

NOT for money obviously, just for the sexual thrill of dominating and controlling a man, and sort of part-time owing/having sovereignty over a man; sort of making him a slave/servant.

I'm not much into domination... done a few things, but not much; but I think more and more women are willing to add a bit of dom to their sexual repetoire.... That certainly seems to be the case....

Take Louella for example, here's what she wrote about herself/her wants....

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I like to fuck men ... in the arse ... wearing a small, medium or massive strap-on dildo! Which would you prefer? I enjoy pulling gently on their balls, squeezing their cocks softly, sucking them off and making eye contact as a man ejaculates into my mouthy (yes I do swallow)

But before the man cums via my blow-job, I like to fuck his arsehole with a frenzied passion. It feels real good...

I'm also a fan of x-dressing a man, spanking him, rope bondage, light watersports & just generally exploring the kinkier wilder side of sex.

I am 100% clean, not looking for love or a relationship - just for wild kinky private fun.

I'm in my mid thirties, blond and not at all false. I'm a warm-hearted helpful person who just has a kinky wild side to my sexuality which I want to explore more....

So if any/all of the above appeals to you too, get in touch as soon as you can. We can start e-a-s-y/slowly and get more intense gradually. Or whatever you want....

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You can find Louella in the www.ukquickies.com website

So are you into being dominated? Are you just after a bit of mild spanking, or are you more interested in the intellectual mind-gameness of the domination scene? I'd love to know, because honestly I'd love to know/understand more about domination & femdom in general.

If you're interested in being dominated - www.ukquickies.com is the way to go. Always quite a few amateur doms on there. Plus, as the website says many times, many many times...

"NOTE: remember we do not accept adverts from prostitutes, escorts or professional doms, all our advertisers are amateurs looking for no fees either way adult enjoyment and pleasure."

As the first Egyptian said to ther second "Can't get Pharoah than that!"

Have a good day. xxxxxxxx

WORLD CUP FEVER OR GRANNY FEVER?

So from today until mid July, we've got the World Cup for breakfast, lunch & dinner. I'm not much into football & have arranged to go out to dinner (Lebanese food, since you ask ;)) tomorrow when England play their 1st game.

Against America? Didn't even know they played football in America. Thought they are all about good old baseball, american football & basketball.

Anyway, just in case you have a LITTLE time for Sex amongst all the football matches (as I write this, South Africa have just scored and gone 1-0 up against Mexico - Can't help but know the tv is on top volume here at ukquickies headquarters!

Women aren't much into football, but most men are - So have you ever stopped to think that NOW is a good time for you to get involved with some new women sexually????!!!

THINK ABOUT IT....... 89% of men are so fascinated by football, that they're concentrating on that. Women are left alone and frustrated and hoping for some good quality cock.

Why not your cock? Why not indeed. My advice? Turn your back for a few hours on the football (that Adrian Chiles bloke who's on the tv now, has such an annoying face) & concentrate on a woman.... While other men are getting their jollies watching a ball being kicked....

Why not get your balls sucked instead? Sounds good to me.

I'm looking forward to sucking a cock soon. I'm feeling v.horny at the moment. I had a wank this morning (YES, us girls do wank you know ;)) & need a man sooon...

Here's a new mature woman for you... She's new to the service and her name is Irma. Come up and see her, make her smile!

Whether you fancy an old boiler like Irma (no offence to her) or a 18/19 year old girl (or a 23 year old like me!) www.ukquickies.com is the place to visit. Loads of women on offer, most available anytime for sexxxplusplusplus.

We're filming an amateur gang-bang again, what to CUM along?

Hey, if you can it to the Basildon, Essex area on Wednesday 16th June at 3.30pm in the afternoon you're in for a treat.

We've been asked to organise/film another 'as many men/women for a birthday present being organises by Kimberly Boyle for her boyfriend, for his 28th birthday party...

He's always had a fantasy of seeing her fucked by lots and lots and lots of men/women - but they've never done it yet, they've had a few 3sum,s/4sums but nothing more than that...

Kimberly is bi-curious and really wants to be licked out/frigged by as many women as possible on the day. Any age 18-40++. Maried couples welcome.

She mainly wants, though, horny men aged 18-50++ to come along and take your turn with her. She's very up for giving blow jobs and getting screwed, and may be happy to do anal on the day too.... depends! ;)

If you're on our www.ukquickies.com gangbangers list already, obviously you'll already have been emailed with your invite - if not - send 12 1st class stamps (to cover postage costs etc) & your name, address and email address, and date of birth to: Invites, Ukquickies, Suite 106, 46 The High Street, Esher, Surrey, KT2.

We're hoping for at least 12 men and 3 or 4 women to come along and lick out/screw Kimberly.

Kim is slim, has nice soft skin, is fully shaven and a pretty face (which she's chosen not to show here, as she works as a nurse, and does not want to be recognised).

So if you can make it to Essex on the 16th, write in as soon as possible.

CONDOMS are compulsory for all sex. You can wear a mask or a t-shirt over your head if you don't want your face shown on the videoing we'll be doing....

There'll be a very relaxed happy vibe on the day. So if you want to come along, and get a free enjoyable shag off of Kim - Get in touch...

& now I'll luv ya and leave ya! Someone has left bbciplay on, with elaine paige doing her show of songs from musicals - GOT TO SWITCH OVER TO RADIO 1! ;)))))

CALL ME!

www.ukquickies.com runs some of the best xxx telephone sex live lines in the UK. I think the way we organise our phone lines is totally different from the way that most phone lines are done in the UK.

The women who do our phone lines are seriously into sex and seriously horny. I don't think there's anything they won't talk about or do to make you horny and make you cum.

I should know. A few months ago, a friend of mine wanted something special for his birthday present! It took him ages to pluck up the courage to say what it was.

We'd slept together (well fucked eachother, never actually fallen asleep together :) a few times & I'd explained about www.ukquickies.com and now he's used www.ukquickies.com to contact women and have sex with women... So he knows the score of where I work and what I do etc....

Anyway, despite his shyness, he admited to me what he really wanted as a special birthday present was for him to call a mature woman and be talked sexually to, and for me to wank him off softly and slowly as the woman described her sexual experiences to him.

To be honest I wasn't 100% keen. Didn't sound like my sort of thing at all, but when I mentioned it in passing to my boss, he said I should give it a go as it'd be a positive experience...

So we went ahead and did it.... The guy pulled his trousers down, revealing his semi-stiff cock (I've had it up me a few times, so no great shocks there) and decided to contact a mature woman named Betty off of www.ukquickies.com

A few minutes later he was chatting to her (well, he was groaning with pleasure, and she was turning him on) and I was softly wanking him off....

It didn't take long, I jerked him off really easily & he came plenty and seemed very satisfied with his b.day pressie. He (rather shyly) said thanks and byebye to Betty and I fetched a tea towel (I know.... don't worry I hotwashed it after) & helped clean his cock and belly up...

So sex telephone lines. Your sort of thing or not? You should at least take a look at the ones on www.ukquickies.com because they're the creme de la creme of sex phone lines and a very easy quick way for you to get mega-turned-on & cum beautifully and sensationally.

You'll be all sorted out in just a few cheap minutes.

And maybe if it's your birthday soon!!!!!!!!! ;)))))))))))