WORLD CUP FEVER OR GRANNY FEVER?

So from today until mid July, we've got the World Cup for breakfast, lunch & dinner. I'm not much into football & have arranged to go out to dinner (Lebanese food, since you ask ;)) tomorrow when England play their 1st game.

Against America? Didn't even know they played football in America. Thought they are all about good old baseball, american football & basketball.

Anyway, just in case you have a LITTLE time for Sex amongst all the football matches (as I write this, South Africa have just scored and gone 1-0 up against Mexico - Can't help but know the tv is on top volume here at ukquickies headquarters!

Women aren't much into football, but most men are - So have you ever stopped to think that NOW is a good time for you to get involved with some new women sexually????!!!

THINK ABOUT IT....... 89% of men are so fascinated by football, that they're concentrating on that. Women are left alone and frustrated and hoping for some good quality cock.

Why not your cock? Why not indeed. My advice? Turn your back for a few hours on the football (that Adrian Chiles bloke who's on the tv now, has such an annoying face) & concentrate on a woman.... While other men are getting their jollies watching a ball being kicked....

Why not get your balls sucked instead? Sounds good to me.

I'm looking forward to sucking a cock soon. I'm feeling v.horny at the moment. I had a wank this morning (YES, us girls do wank you know ;)) & need a man sooon...

Here's a new mature woman for you... She's new to the service and her name is Irma. Come up and see her, make her smile!

Whether you fancy an old boiler like Irma (no offence to her) or a 18/19 year old girl (or a 23 year old like me!) www.ukquickies.com is the place to visit. Loads of women on offer, most available anytime for sexxxplusplusplus.

We're filming an amateur gang-bang again, what to CUM along?

Hey, if you can it to the Basildon, Essex area on Wednesday 16th June at 3.30pm in the afternoon you're in for a treat.

We've been asked to organise/film another 'as many men/women for a birthday present being organises by Kimberly Boyle for her boyfriend, for his 28th birthday party...

He's always had a fantasy of seeing her fucked by lots and lots and lots of men/women - but they've never done it yet, they've had a few 3sum,s/4sums but nothing more than that...

Kimberly is bi-curious and really wants to be licked out/frigged by as many women as possible on the day. Any age 18-40++. Maried couples welcome.

She mainly wants, though, horny men aged 18-50++ to come along and take your turn with her. She's very up for giving blow jobs and getting screwed, and may be happy to do anal on the day too.... depends! ;)

If you're on our www.ukquickies.com gangbangers list already, obviously you'll already have been emailed with your invite - if not - send 12 1st class stamps (to cover postage costs etc) & your name, address and email address, and date of birth to: Invites, Ukquickies, Suite 106, 46 The High Street, Esher, Surrey, KT2.

We're hoping for at least 12 men and 3 or 4 women to come along and lick out/screw Kimberly.

Kim is slim, has nice soft skin, is fully shaven and a pretty face (which she's chosen not to show here, as she works as a nurse, and does not want to be recognised).

So if you can make it to Essex on the 16th, write in as soon as possible.

CONDOMS are compulsory for all sex. You can wear a mask or a t-shirt over your head if you don't want your face shown on the videoing we'll be doing....

There'll be a very relaxed happy vibe on the day. So if you want to come along, and get a free enjoyable shag off of Kim - Get in touch...

& now I'll luv ya and leave ya! Someone has left bbciplay on, with elaine paige doing her show of songs from musicals - GOT TO SWITCH OVER TO RADIO 1! ;)))))

Did the weekend make you HOT?!

Wasn't it an amazing weekend? 26degrees yesterday. I can't sunbathe much (have fair skin and can't take too much sun), but my brother had a bbq at his place, so I went round, ate too many sausages (meat ones not willy ones), read the papers (Can you believe what that Duchess of York/Sarah Ferguson got up to, trying to sell her ex-husband Prince Andrew, out for loads of money?) & played with my nephews/niece. A really nice 'family' day - A million miles from what we get up on at ukquickies! But life is al about contrasts isn't it?

Monday is 'uploading' day here at UKQ TOWERS! When all the new women who've applied to join in the last 7 days actually get uploaded onto the system.

We were talking in the office this morning about which is the busiest time of year for casual sex - Autumn, Winter, Spring or Summer. I guessed: Winter.

Which would you guess? When do you think you're at your horniest and have most time to think about sex and cheering yourself up with a bit of extra sex action?

Winter was the obviouse choice for me - short days, means being home looking at the computer, finding UKQUICKIES and finding a like-minded woman or women to enjoy.....

I was wrong. Summertime is the best time for finding yourself a piece of new pussy. Maybe because women wear less clothes when it's hot, you men think about sex more often, and thinking about sex leads to wanting more sex...

And wanting more sex leads to www.ukquickies.com obviously!

Women love sex as much as men do, and to be honest, women love casual sex as much as men do. As a 10000% woman, I can tell you - a female orgasm is amazing, intense, world-numbingly, toe-curlingly wonderful. I love to cum. All women love to cum. It's just that a lot of women are a bit shy about admitting it.

One woman who definitely isn't too shy is Jaycee. Find her on the ukquickies.com website. Here're a few extra photos of her. I thought I'd mention her because she's one of the reasonably few women on the website that I fancy myself.

I don't see myself as a bisexual, but I do enjoy kissing a woman, and have gone further a few times I'm not a full-blown lesbian or bi though - I think I just enjoy the sensuality of good hard filthy '100% mutual enjoyment of eachothers bodies' of sex; and sometimes a woman (such as Jaycee)....... Well, there's just something in her eyes, something in the way she looks, that turns me on.

What do you think?

My recomendation for Today or this week? Get in touch with Jaycee and get ready to get xxx dirty with her. But be warned - You may have to wait in line - I think she's sluttysuperhot too!

Ziggy played Guitar! NOT

Ziggy.... Bit of an odd name for a fifty'something year old lady, but our personas can call themselves by a contact name of their choice (as long as someone else hasn't bagged the name first), so if Ziggy is her nom de plume - that's her choice!

Ziggy is in her mid/late fifties and looks pretty good for her age, I think.

The reason I'm mentioning her, is that she's into watersports/pissing before/during sex, and that sort of surprised me, as on the whole, it's mainly younger women who're into the more weird/intense stuff - but good for her, for being in her mid 50s and wanting to get involved in real dirty sex.

I find watersports quite sexy and a big turn on. But ONLY at the time, sort of after, after I've cum and the guy I'm with has cum, I sort of thing 'Urrrgghh' that was disgusting - him pissing over me &/or me urinating over him/into his gob.

But when I'm turned on - the filthyness of it really really really turns me on...

The first time I tried it was a few years ago, when I was 19, I was with a b.friend I'd been dating for a few weeks and we were having sex, and I really needed to pop to the loo. You know that horrible feeling when you're enjoying sex, but your bladder keeps reminding you 'I do need emptying you know, and this feeling of wanting a wee ISN'T going to magically go away'?

Don't know if it's the same for fellas as it is for girls, but it's pretty annoying.

Anyway, I was snogging him a bit, and said I had to pop to the loo, when he told me not to go, I sort of intuitively (is that the right spelling?) knew what he wanted, and was turned on enough to provide, so sat on top of him and wee'd on his belly a little. It really turned him on. He tasted it (dabbed his fingers in), gave me some to taste (which I wasn't into, but was turned on enough to do it. One thing men often don't realise is how turned on us women get seeing how turned on we're making you) & then he wanked himself while I controlled my bladder and gave him a few short bursts of urine. Not wee'ing too much (well there was his bedsheets to consider!).

That was my first experience of wee'ing for sexual pleasure. Maybe I'll tell you about some others some time... Hey who knows, maybe we'll hook up and try it together sum day?!!

Anyway - Ziggy. She caught my eye with her still pretty trim body and the fact that she wants to try/is into - watersports. Find her on the website (ukquickies.com), if you want to see/know more.

Better get back to my proper work. Only 6 hours to go, 'til the weekend starts. Hooray!!! Lots of kisses.... and a little special wee from me to you.... xxxxxxxx

BBW Sex Party in Mansfield

If you like big/overweight/fat/chubby women and you can get to the Mansfield area on June 12th, you're in for a treat.

We're organising a mini sex party (probably 10-12 women & 20+ men) exclusively for big beautiful women to attend.... Along the same lines as the BBW sex parties we've held in Dudley and Croydon earlier in 2010.

If you've been to one of the parties before, you know what's in store - A bit of stiffness (NO, not the good kind... more shyness etc) to begin with when everyone meets up, then as things get going, and everyone has a drink of two - Things become friendlier and more relaxed....

And everything ends up with good xxx fun. Lots of sex, lots of blow jobs... Private rooms if you prefer not to have an audience, a nice big comfortable living-room if you don't mind taking part in group action or exhibitionism.

Single women & married women (couples) will be attending. No fees either way as usual. Which of course means - You won't be paying to attend (free free free) or be paid to attend!

Just come along if you fancy a night-time of free love-making with big overweight women.

Send a large stamped addressed envelope and 12 1st class stamps to: Parties, UKQ, Studio 106, 46 the High Street, Esher, KT10 9RB for your invitation and information.

As usual, you'll be sent the basic details of approximately where & when (Mansfield, 8pm, Saturday 12th June). Make sure you send us your mobile telephone number, and at about 7/7.30pm, we'll text you with the exact address. In central Mansfield.

THIS EVENT IS FREE TO ATTEND. BRING THE SAME AMOUNT OF DRINKS AS YOU THINK YOU'LL BE DRINKING YOURSELF.... OR MAYBE A LITTLE MORE!

THE WOMEN ATTENDING THIS EVENT WILL BE BBWS. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE BIG/PLUMP WOMEN - PLEASE DO NOT ATTEND.