Only hours to go now 'til the wedding of the decade...
Any man who tried to lay a finger on lovely Kate Middleton would undoubtably end up in the Tower. OFF WITH HIS HEAD isn't anywhere near as good as give him head, is it?
Whether you're a royalist a republican or just any normal red-blooded man, you can't deny that there is a certain 'something' about lovely Kate Middleton.
SO in your interests I spent Easter Monday (when I could have been drinking and sunbathing, although the best of the Easter weather was on Friday-Sunday) trawling thru' the ukquickies.com database of women, and have come up with (or should I say CUM up with) some lovely KATE MIDDLETON look-a-likes who're on ukquickies right now, and want to get fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked. Some even want a man to do them up the bum.
So wherever you live in Britain - England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland - You can celebrate the royal wedding this week by having your own sex party with a waity Katie lookalike!
C'mon what red blooded British man wouldn't fancy our Princess in waiting? I can't offer you Katie on the bed dressed in nothing but sexy stockings, but maybe one of these lovely look-a-likes will satisfy your needs.
But what's that you say - You prefer redheads? Or you prefer blondes? Well pay a visit now to www.ukquickies.com & see who's new and just signed up for sex.... Or try someone who's been around for ages and is still actively searching for sex, friendship and fucking.
Here's your choice of Kate M lookalikes, contact whichever one/s you fancy most and see what you can arrange....
& finally as ever, a joke for you... hope you GET it, It took me about 20 seconds until I got it!
Kate Middleton is the first person to fit into Princess Dianas' ring... Since Dodi Fayed!!
Sorry that's disrespectful to Princess Di, who I so think was great. But Arabs do like a bit of anal sex (or so I've been told), but then again who doesn't these days? LOL.
Good Luck Wills & Kate, from everyone at www.ukquickies.comThanks for giving us the day off on Friday x x x x x x x x x x