Only hours to go now 'til the wedding of the decade...
Any man who tried to lay a finger on lovely Kate Middleton would undoubtably end up in the Tower. OFF WITH HIS HEAD isn't anywhere near as good as give him head, is it?
Whether you're a royalist a republican or just any normal red-blooded man, you can't deny that there is a certain 'something' about lovely Kate Middleton.
SO in your interests I spent Easter Monday (when I could have been drinking and sunbathing, although the best of the Easter weather was on Friday-Sunday) trawling thru' the ukquickies.com database of women, and have come up with (or should I say CUM up with) some lovely KATE MIDDLETON look-a-likes who're on ukquickies right now, and want to get fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked. Some even want a man to do them up the bum.
So wherever you live in Britain - England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland - You can celebrate the royal wedding this week by having your own sex party with a waity Katie lookalike!
C'mon what red blooded British man wouldn't fancy our Princess in waiting? I can't offer you Katie on the bed dressed in nothing but sexy stockings, but maybe one of these lovely look-a-likes will satisfy your needs.
But what's that you say - You prefer redheads? Or you prefer blondes? Well pay a visit now to www.ukquickies.com & see who's new and just signed up for sex.... Or try someone who's been around for ages and is still actively searching for sex, friendship and fucking.
Here's your choice of Kate M lookalikes, contact whichever one/s you fancy most and see what you can arrange....
 | AMBER OF WARWICKSHIRE "PRINCESS" AMBER wants a right royal fucking and is waiting for whoever contacts her first. |
 | BIANCA OF BRISTOL/AVON/SOMERSET "PRINCESS" Bianca will even let a man do her up the bum, you don't need a gold plated invitiation to accept that offer! |
 | CARLY OF CHESHIRE/STAFFORDSHIRE AREA "PRINCESS" Carly wants you to give her a royal command performance of pussy-licking, she loves being licked out! |
 | CATTI OF DERBYSHIRE Russian born "PRINCESS" Catti experienced anal sex before she 1st had pussy sex. Wonder whether she laid back and thought of 'Russia' or laid back & thought of England, while being screwed up there? She has lives in the UK for most of her life. |
 | ETA OF ESSEX Essex born "Princess" Eta might not look much like Royalty but she loves it very hard & rough & enjoys riding a cock. |
 | FAITH OF MANCHESTER "Princess" Faith is all of 18 years of age, but she's waiting for a right royal dicking from an older man who'd like to take care of her on a regular basis. |
 | FASTCOME of LANCASHIRE Every Princess should be able to cum fast, so "Princess" Fastcome is a beautiful natural. She's also into watersports/sexual urination, so get her sat on your throne soon! |
 | FAY OF SCOTLAND "Princess" Fay says she loves sucking cock so much.... Prince Charles is a bit of a dickhead, wonder whether she fancies him???!! |
 | HOTJODIE OF THE EAST MIDLANDS I think "Princess" Jodie looks quite a lot like CHERYL CAMBELL & She's getting known as the Peoples Princess these days, isn't she? Jodie is beautiful, sexy and doesn't charge a penny (or a pound or any amount of money!) for sex, she just enjoys it & likes it nice and regular. |
 | JAILBIRD21 OF NORTHERN IRELAND Hey, this 21 year old brunette has recently been in prison at HER MAJESTYS' PLEASURE! No really she has, she served 8 months. She's very very very sexually frustrated and needs a lot of fucking... You up for it... You should see some of her filthy photos too, they're xxxxxx rude even by our standards! I haven't seen much dirtier ever on the internet or anywhere. |
 | LUCY41 OF NORTH WEST ENGLAND This Milf is "Princess of Porn" as she's interested in creating an amateur porn site featuring her & a few of her friends & wants to find a man to help film things/have sex on camera with etc. Needs ideas & advice for the site etc. 1st ever time here. |
 | MAY37 OF NORTH EAST ENGLAND Sexy "Princess" May wants to rub your cock against her tongue while looking you right in the eyes. No strings. No delays. Just let her suck and then go... |
 | MINA OF CUMBRIA/NORTHUMBERLAND "Princess" Mina wants you down on your knees - Not to get knighted, she wants a man who'll lick her pussy for 20+ minutes at a time. Married man welcome. younger or older man welcome. Regular liasons rather than a one off time preferred. |
 | NEW19 OF HUMBERSIDE This new member is only 19 years old & wants a complete stranger for sexxxx times. She's had a couple of people comment on how much she looks like Princess Catherine (as Kate Middleton) shall now be known. |
 | OPENFRANKY OF THE WEST MIDLANDS "Princess" Franky just loves wild sex and will try anything at least twice. Contact her if you have a specific kinky/weird sex desire and want a sexy brunette waity Katie lookalike to do it with. She promises as long as it's legal - she'll do it with you. Cleanliness expected. |
 | SAMMY31 OF EASTERN ENGLAND "Princess" Sammy is so so so so pretty. You'd be very very very proud to have her on your arm... or to have your dick inside her. Don't miss out. |
 | SOPHIE19 OF YORKSHIRE Not only does Sophie look a little like Waity Katie, she's planning to go to the same University as she did (Edinburgh) next year, for now she's saving money & working as a waitress & recently had an affair with a married man. His wife found out, and forbad him from seeing her again, so she wants another married man, as she prefers married men to single men. |
 | TASTY19 OF WALES This gorgeous Kate Middleton lookalike is only 19 years old & needs a man who'll treat her like a Princess. A sugar-daddy no less. You don't need to be rich, just have £40-£50 spare a week. 100% privacy assured. Married man welcome. Only 1 man wanted & she's never done anything like this before. |
 | XMASJ OF DEVON/CORNWALL Thank GOD, this member looks more like Kate Middleton than her soon to be mother-in-law Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall! She is bisexual & wants a man to keep her busy sometimes as she's unemployed and bored too much of the time. No strings. Married guy welcome. She says she is 'Ready to get fucked hard.' |
 | SARA18 OF SOUTH EAST ENGLAND 18 year old "Princess" Sara wants a new boyfriend to be very close to and very sexy with. Older man welc. |
 | ALICIA OF SOUTHERN ENGLAND "Princess" Alicia says she 'truly adores sucking cock' & definitely wants to suck someone she's never met before in the next few days. L/term sex relationship preferred, so if you both feel horny at the same time, you can get in contact & if you're both available - give eachother orgasms. Sound fair enough to you? I should think so too, she's gorgeous. |
& finally as ever, a joke for you... hope you GET it, It took me about 20 seconds until I got it!
Kate Middleton is the first person to fit into Princess Dianas' ring... Since Dodi Fayed!!
Sorry that's disrespectful to Princess Di, who I so think was great. But Arabs do like a bit of anal sex (or so I've been told), but then again who doesn't these days? LOL.
Good Luck Wills & Kate, from everyone at www.ukquickies.com
Thanks for giving us the day off on Friday x x x x x x x x x x