Monday 31 May 2010

What's so bad about tattoos then?



Why hasn't Chelsy had any replies yet? Why isn't a single man showing her any interested. Do tell!

She's young (18 or 19, I forget - definitely under 22) & interested in such a variety of sex acts! Awesome! She's a bit of a wildchild! A mix of a goth, emo and punk (according to her, I must say since leaving school yonks ago; I've sort of left that sort of thing behind).

Anyway, to get to the point - NO-ONE HAS CONTACTED HER. NO-ONE WANTS TO SHAG HER.

AND that just isn't right - she's nice enough looking, and wants sex - Is it because of her tattoos and piercings or has she just been unlucky?

So if you fancy a bit of new and you find tattoos/piercings a turn on not a turn off - get in touch with Chelsy - She's waiting @ www.ukquickies.com

I'm off to watch part 2 of the tv film 'Going Postal', based on the Terry Pratchett book. I watched part 1 last night, and it was really good. Bank Holiday Mondays rule! But back to work tomorrow!

Monday 24 May 2010

Did the weekend make you HOT?!




Wasn't it an amazing weekend? 26degrees yesterday. I can't sunbathe much (have fair skin and can't take too much sun), but my brother had a bbq at his place, so I went round, ate too many sausages (meat ones not willy ones), read the papers (Can you believe what that Duchess of York/Sarah Ferguson got up to, trying to sell her ex-husband Prince Andrew, out for loads of money?) & played with my nephews/niece. A really nice 'family' day - A million miles from what we get up on at ukquickies! But life is al about contrasts isn't it?

Monday is 'uploading' day here at UKQ TOWERS! When all the new women who've applied to join in the last 7 days actually get uploaded onto the system.

We were talking in the office this morning about which is the busiest time of year for casual sex - Autumn, Winter, Spring or Summer. I guessed: Winter.

Which would you guess? When do you think you're at your horniest and have most time to think about sex and cheering yourself up with a bit of extra sex action?

Winter was the obviouse choice for me - short days, means being home looking at the computer, finding UKQUICKIES and finding a like-minded woman or women to enjoy.....

I was wrong. Summertime is the best time for finding yourself a piece of new pussy. Maybe because women wear less clothes when it's hot, you men think about sex more often, and thinking about sex leads to wanting more sex...

And wanting more sex leads to www.ukquickies.com obviously!

Women love sex as much as men do, and to be honest, women love casual sex as much as men do. As a 10000% woman, I can tell you - a female orgasm is amazing, intense, world-numbingly, toe-curlingly wonderful. I love to cum. All women love to cum. It's just that a lot of women are a bit shy about admitting it.

One woman who definitely isn't too shy is Jaycee. Find her on the ukquickies.com website. Here're a few extra photos of her. I thought I'd mention her because she's one of the reasonably few women on the website that I fancy myself.

I don't see myself as a bisexual, but I do enjoy kissing a woman, and have gone further a few times I'm not a full-blown lesbian or bi though - I think I just enjoy the sensuality of good hard filthy '100% mutual enjoyment of eachothers bodies' of sex; and sometimes a woman (such as Jaycee)....... Well, there's just something in her eyes, something in the way she looks, that turns me on.

What do you think?

My recomendation for Today or this week? Get in touch with Jaycee and get ready to get xxx dirty with her. But be warned - You may have to wait in line - I think she's sluttysuperhot too!


Friday 21 May 2010

Ziggy played Guitar! NOT



Ziggy.... Bit of an odd name for a fifty'something year old lady, but our personas can call themselves by a contact name of their choice (as long as someone else hasn't bagged the name first), so if Ziggy is her nom de plume - that's her choice!

Ziggy is in her mid/late fifties and looks pretty good for her age, I think.

The reason I'm mentioning her, is that she's into watersports/pissing before/during sex, and that sort of surprised me, as on the whole, it's mainly younger women who're into the more weird/intense stuff - but good for her, for being in her mid 50s and wanting to get involved in real dirty sex.

I find watersports quite sexy and a big turn on. But ONLY at the time, sort of after, after I've cum and the guy I'm with has cum, I sort of thing 'Urrrgghh' that was disgusting - him pissing over me &/or me urinating over him/into his gob.

But when I'm turned on - the filthyness of it really really really turns me on...

The first time I tried it was a few years ago, when I was 19, I was with a b.friend I'd been dating for a few weeks and we were having sex, and I really needed to pop to the loo. You know that horrible feeling when you're enjoying sex, but your bladder keeps reminding you 'I do need emptying you know, and this feeling of wanting a wee ISN'T going to magically go away'?

Don't know if it's the same for fellas as it is for girls, but it's pretty annoying.

Anyway, I was snogging him a bit, and said I had to pop to the loo, when he told me not to go, I sort of intuitively (is that the right spelling?) knew what he wanted, and was turned on enough to provide, so sat on top of him and wee'd on his belly a little. It really turned him on. He tasted it (dabbed his fingers in), gave me some to taste (which I wasn't into, but was turned on enough to do it. One thing men often don't realise is how turned on us women get seeing how turned on we're making you) & then he wanked himself while I controlled my bladder and gave him a few short bursts of urine. Not wee'ing too much (well there was his bedsheets to consider!).

That was my first experience of wee'ing for sexual pleasure. Maybe I'll tell you about some others some time... Hey who knows, maybe we'll hook up and try it together sum day?!!

Anyway - Ziggy. She caught my eye with her still pretty trim body and the fact that she wants to try/is into - watersports. Find her on the website (ukquickies.com), if you want to see/know more.

Better get back to my proper work. Only 6 hours to go, 'til the weekend starts. Hooray!!! Lots of kisses.... and a little special wee from me to you.... xxxxxxxx

Tuesday 18 May 2010

BBW Sex Party in Mansfield




If you like big/overweight/fat/chubby women and you can get to the Mansfield area on June 12th, you're in for a treat.

We're organising a mini sex party (probably 10-12 women & 20+ men) exclusively for big beautiful women to attend.... Along the same lines as the BBW sex parties we've held in Dudley and Croydon earlier in 2010.

If you've been to one of the parties before, you know what's in store - A bit of stiffness (NO, not the good kind... more shyness etc) to begin with when everyone meets up, then as things get going, and everyone has a drink of two - Things become friendlier and more relaxed....

And everything ends up with good xxx fun. Lots of sex, lots of blow jobs... Private rooms if you prefer not to have an audience, a nice big comfortable living-room if you don't mind taking part in group action or exhibitionism.

Single women & married women (couples) will be attending. No fees either way as usual. Which of course means - You won't be paying to attend (free free free) or be paid to attend!

Just come along if you fancy a night-time of free love-making with big overweight women.

Send a large stamped addressed envelope and 12 1st class stamps to: Parties, UKQ, Studio 106, 46 the High Street, Esher, KT10 9RB for your invitation and information.

As usual, you'll be sent the basic details of approximately where & when (Mansfield, 8pm, Saturday 12th June). Make sure you send us your mobile telephone number, and at about 7/7.30pm, we'll text you with the exact address. In central Mansfield.

THIS EVENT IS FREE TO ATTEND. BRING THE SAME AMOUNT OF DRINKS AS YOU THINK YOU'LL BE DRINKING YOURSELF.... OR MAYBE A LITTLE MORE!

THE WOMEN ATTENDING THIS EVENT WILL BE BBWS. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE BIG/PLUMP WOMEN - PLEASE DO NOT ATTEND.